Recently I came to know about a very good career option.
What did you say? You are not educated. Don't worry pal !! Doesn't matter even if you are illiterate. Have faith and don't be so naive. Haven't you heard about the UPA Government's "hand", which provides succour to everyone. Yes, everyone !!
The option is to become a terrorist and fight against Indian Army in Kashmir. And you will mint a lot of money for every soldier you kill.
Ok dude..don't kill any soldiers. You are a true patriot. Just act like one and get the joining incentives from various Pak agencies. No better job in the time of Recession.
Ok mate... I agree. Your concern is valid. What if you are killed? Indian Soldiers don't know that you are just pretending.
But wait a minute pal. I haven't I told you everything. You have very graceful rulers ruling our country.
They have recently passed a bill, providing pension to the families of dead Terrorists in Kashmir. Remember "the hand".
So, I find being a "Terrorist in Kashmir" a more lucrative job then being a S/W Engineer or a CA or any other such job. These private jobs don't fetch you or your family any pension. Do they??
And the best part is that the salary will be given by Pakistan government and the Pension will be given by Indian Gov. You can enjoy the best of both the Worlds..Literally...
You haven't heard about this news. This media is so biased I tell you. They don't tell you much about the generousity of our Rulers.
What man. You don't believe what I say. But seeing is believing. You just watch this video clip to trust my words.
I think you are convinced now. Aren't you??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knWkj9cr5Ug
This is a good video.
Their move can't be called right or wrong straight away. There are some strong +ves as well.
Media is behaving amateurishly n this news. Their sole purpose is to make news as sensational as possible to increase TRP. This is the news that should not be broadcasted in higher interest.
Media wants to increase its TRP, yes!!
But have u heard about this news at all. I know u r sitting in UK and don't have access to Indian news channels, but I have. And I missed it altogether.
the reason is that Indian media is so damn biased. Specially English media.
In this news clip, that particular channel wants to increase it's TRP, but the news itself is so sensational. And there is this buffoon from Kanpur (our minister) who is trying to justify it. Ask KPS Gill about killig the militancy and not Gandhi. Those days are over.
And if you are not aware abou how biased Indian English media is, just try to watch a 9pm news telecast on NDTV and read the news in TOI. You will see the difference. News which is anti-BJP will be prominently shown and news which is anti-congress will not be shown at all.
one more job opportunity:-
Before ending a short take – in Meerut Lok Sabha constituency Mayawati came the other day to campaign for her candidate. Now this candidate is a businessman and have put out his soul and pocket (!) in the election for over a year now. Definitely he wants to win. His brother is a siting MLA and minister in UP Assembly. He is invited for a speech in the rally – his words were limited (like his work for his constituency or his community – look and think what he said – Bhaiyon aur beheno…behenji (mayawati) ki kripa se aapne mujhe jitaya aur meri naukri lag gayi (…mein minister ban gaya), ab aap mere bhai ko jita kar isski bhi naukri lagwa dein – (to cry or to laugh!). And media did not report it. It may be because they dont’ dare say anything negative for a ‘client’ who have doled out crores. But the PUBLIC is listening.
hay friend one thing i want 2 tell "pyar batne se nafrat kam hoti hay or nafrat batne se nafrat badti hay"
hope u r with me n after all v all r Indians n want 2 tell u some fact of NDA govt.
Godhra kand is NDA's gift 2 all gujrati hindu shown as terrorist thats y U.S.A. say no to Modi......???? y????
the first ever cm of gujrat or india cant get visa due to his crime which is not proved even after lots of cases lots of mp's n cm's have visa of usa n etc but why usa so no to bjp's cm mr modi????
give me answer.....
now upa govt. never did any thing like this 2 anyone so plz friendzzzzz
"pyar batne se nafrat kam hoti hay or nafrat batne se nafrat badti hay" love every indian as ur family members..........
"Pyar bantne se Nafrat Kam hoti hai".. Dude u shud try these words of wisdom with Kashmiri Pandits.. And we can profess such kind of Pyar with convicted criminals also..and they will surely mend thier ways and we can get rid of Jails in India..
Besides this is not about NDA or UPA.. Terrorism is controlled with Iron fist in Velvet glove and not otherwise..Punjab militancy is a perfect example..
How does Godhara-kand come into picture.. And if it comes in these scheme of things, why doesn't biggest state sponsored pogrom of 1984.. where Congress was responsible for changing the psyche of a very patriotic community.Besides u shud talk about facts...These riots started when a bunch of goons killed 59 innocent men/women/children.. Post Godhara riots surely did a grt harm to the country's image and were most condemnable.. But u shud wait for the court cases, where everyone involved will be punished, because parties involved there don't have their control over CBI/gov machinery so that they can do a Tytler.
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